Scrappy Malone's 96 Hazard Survivor Tee - Vintage Bar Style

I survived the '96 Hazard and all I got was this incredibly soft, premium-quality tee. Scrappy Malone's is a state of mind, and that state is usually "grossly negligent." Wear this as a badge of honor for the days when the garden hose was our only source of hydration and safety gear.

The Scrappy Malone's Standard:

• 100-Proof Quality: Printed on premium, soft-wash blanks (Bella+Canvas 3001) for that "lived-in" feel.
• Gen-X Approved: Designed for the Hose Water Generation.
• Take the Detour: Because the main road is boring and usually has a speed trap.

Est. 1992-ish. Banned from better places than this.